2026 Sweary Calendar

We get it. You’re going through some things.
Some days you journal.
Some days you jog.
Some days you just need to sit in your feelings with a glass of wine and a calendar that says “PISS OFF” in a cute font.

This unapologetically honest desk calendar serves up 12 months of mouthy truth bombs designed for people who are fresh out of “we go high” energy. Express yourself (silently) with a perfectly timed “oh hell no” for those pent-up, burnt-out, over-it moods we usually only share with our therapists and besties.

Gift it or keep it for your own damn self. Just make sure it’s off-camera during that Zoom™ that could’ve been an email. And when each hellish month ends, trim and frame the sweary saying or give it to a friend who likes to keep it real. Because, let’s face it...everything is NOT okay.

Details:
• 12 individual calendar cards (4"x9") featuring 12 unique typographic designs
• Wooden stand included
• Trim to 4x6 mini print and save or send at month's end
• Thick textured paper with vibrant color